glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

(via cas-has-the-phone-box)

— 1,182,155 plays

jerk-and-bitch:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

a-bookworm-in-221b:

superblys:

starkiddestiel221b:

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JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

IT’S A LAW

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

(Source: obiwanlounobi, via cas-has-the-phone-box)

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

4everonvacation:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

friendlycloud:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

Most relevant post on my Tumblr.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

My favorite picture ever.

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”

While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

(via savandwich)

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via savandwich)

The Five Stages of Grieving a Fictional Character

one-of-your-classmates:

numba1fangirl:

1. Denial
2. Denial
3. Denial
4. Denial
5. GUESS WHO THEY’RE BRINGING BACK

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(via savandwich)

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!
me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing

Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff

allonsyforever:

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

buyakashaa:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

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(via whyarebooksruiningmylife)

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

(via joshpeck)